The only In Which Monica Becomes a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Variation) Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig extra transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The formerly unseen components of this episode were revealed in blue text.) Chandler: Alright, therefore I’m back in senior high school, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I also recognize I am completely naked. I recently cannot like your Chandler: out of the blue, the phone begins to band. Now I am not sure what you should do, folks starts examining myself. Chandler: ultimately, we figure I’d better address they, a nd as …